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Recent Game Reviews
Donkey Kong 64 000
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 30, 2012
The brilliance of this game is something to truly strive for. It is particularly excellent in charictarization and energy of the main character; the way Kong perpetually beats his chest shows that he means business.
I tell you the truth, Donkey Kong 64,000 has earned its appealing title above and beyond.
Guide Mr.Stick
Rated 1 / 5 stars September 26, 2011
I guided Mr. Stick with all my heart!
Suggestion #1: When pressing "replay", make the song start over again instead of playing it over itself. The world is just fine with one Kanye West, we don't need four.
Suggestion #b: Make the game longer. I honestly like this kind of "choose what to do; make it to the next level or die" game. So keep going with what you're doing.
Suggestion #infinity: Work more on graphics.
Thanks a lot :D
Wonderputt
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 27, 2011
Amazing
This is the best mini-golf game ever made this side of nothing, and one of the best flash games. Relentlessly imaginative and beautiful aesthetics make for an unforgettable golfing adventure.
The internet has come a long way, and after fifteen years, web games are finally good.
Recent Audio Reviews
Ravers Fantasyv2(757irish Rmx)
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 21, 2010
Superb
Oh my god, I love this remix so much. Maybe not as good as the original, but somewhere on-par with it, for sure!
DurpDurp (Mans0n)
Rated 2 / 5 stars July 19, 2010
BarfBarf
It's shit like this that forces me to come up with responses to the awkward stares I get when I mention how much I like electronic music.
"I dunno David, techno music is... eh..."
Fuck you; techno is just one part of electronic. There's a difference. Also, techno can be good. It often is. The shitty effortless techno is the only kind that gets played in clubs, commercials and Burn Notice montages for some reason.
Thank you--DurpDurp--for being yet another pebble in the rockslide of electronic music's undeserved reputation. It's not like I can blame you; if deadmau5 can make a CAREER for himself pumping this out, why can't you? Because it's not right, maaaan. Fight the good fight.
~Effort~
Pass it on
dude your an idiot this is dirty house music not techno get your shit straight. and so many people liked this track. just look at the DL's!
and i seriously doubt you could do ANY better.
Garden Party
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 5, 2010
Great
Wow, very very spunky sounding! If you think you could make a full-length version (like 3 minutes at least) I would so download it.
Recent Art Reviews
Portal Panic
Rated 2 / 5 stars 10 days ago
How inspired; a bunch of Newgrounds characters right next to each other. Great to see that for the five-trillionth time.
What is this picture about? What are they doing? Are they having a moment of silence for a deceased NG contributor? Are they playing chess? Are they fighting zombies? No; they're just running forward and making a pose.
Unimaginative, lazy art at its shiniest.
Zen
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars Mar 23, 2012
The final page of the first chapter of a comic that, if it were to be finished, would be the best comic ever.
Ron Perlman
Rated 2 / 5 stars Mar 7, 2012
I agree that this picture doesn't look very much like him, and for a person with such a unique and recognizable face as him, that is a bad thing.
Beyond that, the drawing is shitty anyway. The hair and beard is so obviously the semi-transparent marker tool; the 'rough texture' filter on certain areas is embarrassing; and the eyes don't even look like anything.
The background is at least nice looking, even though it doesn't have any point or add anything. I mean do blue and white stripes represent the personality of Ron Perlman in any way?
Haha, nice try sport, but you'll never be as good as me no matter how mad you get. Cheers,
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars 3 days ago
The great animation, the impressive voice impersonation; it was all wasted. Could there have been a more predictable, more boring, more expected, more played-out, more unexciting way to characterize the Vinyl Scratch/Octavia pairing?
It's such a cute concept; it begs for countless twists and surprises; and instead the best we could do was hack out the most generic, obvious personalities from the two ponies that one could imagine from what we know of them. Scratch is the 'quirky, loud' one, Octavia's the 'serious' one... *hides face from embarrassment from lack of creativity*.
All the other, little scenes and stories don't help much.
So Discord comes back. Okay, any twist? Any weird distraction? Anything creative?
A date goes bad. Okay... joke? Comedy? Got any sort of humor of any kind?
Only good part was the way Vinyl Scratch acted at the end about the sandwich. See, THAT is the kind of goofball creativity that was rich in Epic Cupcake/Pie Time; just have more of that and we'll be good!
I'd like to be able to say "do it right next time and no harm will be done", but I'm not sure; as much time and effort that I see went into this one, I fear it will rest on the permanent record of everyone involved--mostly the animators--as a humiliating waste of time.
Well I can assure you that the result, at least for where we are now, is not the most important thing for us, so even if everyone didn't like it, it wouldn't have been a waste of time. Even though it was very well received by most, and we knew that not everyone would like it for what ever reason, what we learnt from feedback and just the process of making it certainly wasn't a waste of time.
Rated 4 / 5 stars 3 weeks ago
When such an amazing amount of dedication of time and creativity is put into the HELP WANTED sign, you know that these people are going to succeed.
And by the way, you've got the best male voices for the mane six I've heard outside of that one group on Youtube.
Rated 4 / 5 stars 1 month ago
This is, far and away, the best stylistic fan-adaption--upon any medium or platform--of FiM that I have yet seen. It's just crappy enough to be funny, just different enough to be special, but still professional enough to be good.
And let's not pretend that it made any brony sad and at least close to crying; we all know that with as attached as we are with those characters, how easy it is for the shortest and simplest of fan creations to punch you in the gut.