Score: 7

"I'm dead"

submission: Cooler than Coat Hangers

date: December 20, 2009

Ohhhh boy, Newgrounds: the greatest place in the world for terrible sadist humor.

Score: 3

"Another bad Madness fanflash"

submission: Madness:Dead of two guys

date: December 18, 2009

The lack of any point or entertainment value is bad enough, but sprinkling it with terrible animation is really going the extra mile.

Score: 7

"Funny"

submission: Why Santa Didn't Come

date: December 18, 2009

Lol, your accent totally makes the humor work!

Score: 9

"Beautiful"

submission: Big Pixel Racing

date: December 18, 2009

This is an amazing game! The graphics really give one an optimistic perspective on the future of flash gaming. The controls might be a little frustratingly tricky, and I still don't have much reason to play this over the racing games I already payed to have on my consoles, but this is ultimately a baby step to a possible future where flash games will rule the industry. I'm serious.

A very well-deserved 9.

Score: 7

"Oh man that was too funny"

submission: Curse of the Wal-Mart Man

date: November 26, 2009

To be able to turn such a terrible disaster into such a beast of a funny movie is a sign of true, raw talent!

Score: 4

"Sucky"

submission: Finding the Surface

date: November 26, 2009

Well, I can't deny its upmost quality of visuals and sound, but it wasn't funny or entertaining. At all.

AT ALL.

Score: 7

"Very good"

submission: Michael Quest!

date: November 26, 2009

Captain! Captain! The flash-prime radars are picking up positive signs of a sprite movie that's actually good!

Yes... yes I know such things are so rare... but, well take a look for yourself.

Permission to vote 5, captain?

Score: 3

"Bad"

submission: Ghost Hunter 2

date: November 24, 2009

The gameplay is mindless and not fun at all. There are hundreds of games like this, only this one looks and sounds horrible. Oh, and the controls are awkward. How can you mess up the controls with just pointing and shooting???

Score: 5

"This game is a miss"

submission: You've Got Wonderful Pow

date: November 24, 2009

Nice explosive effects, colors, and animation. Unfortunately, this game is lacking, well, a game. You just move your mouse around a watch the enemies go boom. This is a perfect example of all flash, no substance.

Score: 1

"Terrible"

submission: A Breif Lesson in History

date: November 21, 2009

This movie is not funny, not well-animated, not well-voiced, not appealing in any way, and barely educational.