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Review No.1

Holyshit man, you could easily make some of the best generic stickman movies. If this was more than a glorified test-drive, it would be terrific.

Oh, and best website ad ever.

4 out of 10

Animation is decent, but doesn't help the lack of funny. Maybe this can pass as 'expression' of your life, but not for me. Something with such little of a point is what deviantArt is for.

300

I decided I'd be all sentimental and shit by making my 300th review of the very first thing I ever remember seeing on Newgrounds. It must've been, like, 2005 or 6. Ages ago for someone my age. So yep; call it the start of a very long relationship between me and a website.

But still, naw, nothing special. I'm sure Mario parodies were funnier back when they weren't done to death, but this still doesn't hold up for me at all.

I b pleased

Oh sweet. I so would have paid $14.99 to see this!

ScrewdriverClock responds:

Well thats good, because thats exactly what I charged your credit card for!

weiver yM

Well that... wasn't exactly very funny. But hey, I really liked the animation and voice acting. So it's still pretty good. It was charming and smile-worthy for a while, unfortunately though; just as it may have started to get good, it ended. What an awkward ending that was.

"But Davoo, darling, you don't understand; it was supposed to end spontaneously. That was the joke!"

Yeah, about that. The whole "sudden ending" thing is funny in theory, and can be done properly, but for God's sake; don't end it all of a sudden when it starts to get interesting. I seriously wanted to know how that guy was going to fix his predicament. It was going to be like a PG-13 episode of the Fairly Odd Parents. That would have been really cool. But no; make way for the 'spontaneous ending' joke. Or, to be more accurate; make way for the animator being too lazy to write a full story and covering it up with humor.

Zeurel responds:

"Or, to be more accurate; make way for the animator running out of time and having to come up with a quick and to the point ending"

There, fixed.

Let me try this again...

Copy+pasting the Fallout 3 soundtrack is lame.

I don't at all have to explain why this flash is worthless... but it seems the M-bot wants me to, so I will.

It's worthless because it has no substance. Just having a tiny little sprite set to downloaded music is nothing. There is no entertainment value, no ironic humor, either. It's a completely lazy production with nothing good about it. If it at least showed a few minutes of effort, I would give it a 1. But because it doesn't even show that, it's anti-matter. A 0.

Very good!

You know, I actually really love your art style. I think part of it has to do with the way you draw heads. They're so positively ugly-shaped, that it makes the characters seem more human and real.

There wasn't much entertainment value, though. Flower turns into a monster. Ha ha ha. =\ I think I actually would have been more pleased to just watch the characters frolic around for five minutes with nothing actually happening, just to sit back and enjoy the atmosphere you created quite well.

About that...

I totally agree. Thanks to consumerism: no one's life is perfect. Thanks to consumerism: there aren't any really cool stores like Vintage Stock (which is a great store chain that definitely doesn't exist) that sell GBA games, GB games, NES games, frakking ATARI games, ext. Thanks to consumerism: they've been able to produce all these nice cool planes and shiz that get you from one place to another really fast, but very boringly. The good old non-consumerism days of traveling by boat for three months were much more exciting.
{/sarcasm}
{/political commentary}

This flash sucks, by the way. Maybe it would have worked if you had put your rant into, maybe, the actual flash instead of the comments, perhaps? -_-

WikkiXS responds:

I wish you knew what you were talking about... Or actually I wish you would leave the internet.

Bad

The lame joke in question hit just the right random-spots for my personal sensibilities to make it funny. Unfortunately: your voice is generic and charmless. Therefore; this doesn't work. What a shame; it was so close. :(

UnicornRebel responds:

The lame joke in question hit just the right random-spots for my personal sensibilities to make it funny. Unfortunately: your review is generic and charmless. Therefore; this doesn't work. What a shame; it was so close. :(

Good, but that's about it

The amount of effort you must have put into the art, animation and camera work is unassailable. Don't get me wrong; this isn't bad.

It's just tremendously boring.

It has absolutely none of the indie-animation charm that even most of the mediocre movies here have. All it is is a Japanese pulp sci-fi TV-show wannabe. Nothing more.

Age 29, Female

USA

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