Total Medals Earned: 209 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,390 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/205 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the boss.
There's a warm meal waiting for you.
Medals Earned: 16/18 (125/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/175 points)
Get 5 clothes
Get 15 clothes
Get 30 clothes
Get 45 clothes
Get 60 Clothes
Get all your clothes.
Buy all the upgrades
Medals Earned: 4/27 (30/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 8/17 (185/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/360 points)
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/265 points)
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Autumn season.
Survive for 2 minutes in any level
Click too many times in under 5 seconds
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Autumn season.
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Spring season.
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Spring season
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Summer season.
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Summer season
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Winter season
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Winter season.
Get 3 stars on level 6 of summer in one click
Get 3 stars on level 9 of spring in one click
Keep a ship airborne for 30 seconds in one click
Get 3 stars on level 10 of autumn in one click.
Get 3 stars on level 10 of winter in three clicks.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Autumn season.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Spring season.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Summer season.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Winter season.
Unlocked when you collect every star in the game
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!