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I love Rick Santorum, because I love his consistent dedication to pure, sharp, intelligent conservative ideology. This shit is important. I support Rick Santorum for president because I support old fashioned, Christian American principles because they make for a free country where I can be an atheist pagan sinner and not feel bad about it.

We got our change. Everything's worse now. It's time to change back; reign in all the things that we used to do better, and everything will be better for everyone. We all know that no single guy nor any single election could make all that happen, but let's take the biggest first step right now with Rick Santorum.

Be smart. Be cool. Vote for strong, serious small government politicians, so that the free market can thrive again, and soon after you'll have bounds of new technology with which to express your backwards communist rantings.