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2014-04-30 20:34:46 by Davoo

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Oh hey!

2014-01-19 08:41:33 by Davoo

You actually came over here from the Pony analysis video! You're awesome.

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My account

2011-09-24 12:53:11 by Davoo

Being over four years old now, this is the oldest account of mine in the entire internet I still have access to. My Nintendo NSider Forums account would take that title, if the site hadn't gone kaput back in 2007.

Just thought I'd say that. I can't believe how inactive I am on here. I thought this was the best website EVER for a time, but have never really been consistently active for a good three years... occasionally I'd slip back in, for like a few weeks, then I'd go right back out again. Even right now, I'm fighting against my attention span to even have the patience to keep writing this journal.


Rating theory

2010-11-06 09:24:39 by Davoo
Updated

If you feel I have hated or loved your movie/game/song/art based on the score I gave it in my review, listen up; this is what I meant.

10 -- Sublime, as good as something could possibly be
Equally as good as: Seinfeld, The Princess Bride, Milk (beverage)

9 -- Excellent, a milestone of Newgrounds
Equally as good as: Lord of the Rings movies, Daft Punk, Justice, Super Smash Brothers series, Good Eats with Alton Brown, South Park, Toy Story Trilogy, Portal, Kick-Ass, Spiderman 1 and 2, Ramen Cups, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

8 -- Great, not mind-blowing, but great
Equally as good as: "Hey Soul Sister" by Train, the best Family Guy episodes, riding a well-designed roller coaster, DX-ball, watching plastic plates and cups melt in fire, Spiderman 3, Paycheck (movie), Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches

7 -- Very good, has several things going for it
Equally as good as: Kraftwerk, Moby (artist), Transformers 2, Robot Chicken, Magnetica for Nintendo DS, Boys Noize

6 -- Good, forgettable, but good
Equally as good as: Num3ers, Game Informer Magazine, first Predator movie, Owl City, MSTRKRFT

5 -- Decent, but not good or worthwhile
Equally as good as: Deadmau5, Everyone on TGWTG.com who isn't Doug or Linkara, the worst Family Guy episodes

4 -- Sucky, at least one thing about it is severely wrong
3 -- Bad, riddled with tons of gripes, or hardly any effort seemed to be put into it
2 -- Very bad, nothing about it is decent at all
1 -- Terrible/pointless, not only is nothing decent, but everything is as bad as it could possibly be, and/or it serves absolutely no purpose on the portal
0 -- Anti-matter, it's just... nothing. Nothing at all, not even anything bad, just not a single trace of substance or purpose



Lololol, there were about 20 reviews saying "I miss the days when your Awesome cartoons parodied the games themselves." Pchh, yeah, who wants variety in their cartoons these days?? Give me a break, you were all expecting it to be about Master Chief and stupid stuff happening in the game itself, therefore you were SURPRISED that it was just about two douchebags who were too excited about it. Therefore, it was funny, because it wasn't what you were expecting. Oh and how the FUCK do you "miss the days" when this is just ONE GODDAMN Awesome cartoon doing something differently. Just ONE.

People can be so stupid.


November fifth, remember!

2010-10-05 01:39:17 by Davoo

If I kill myself with cocaine, can I be remembered too?


My rating theory

2009-11-21 19:30:25 by Davoo
Updated

If you feel I have hated or loved your movie/game/song/art based on the score I gave it in my review, listen up; this is what I meant.

10 -- Sublime, new and perfect (or Super Mario Bros z)
9 -- Excellent, a milestone of Newgrounds. Either very new and fresh-feeling, or perfect in almost every way
8 -- Great, not mind-blowing, but great
7 -- Very good, it either has some fresh concepts, or does the old concepts well
6 -- Good, forgettable, but good
5 -- So so, either the ideas weren't executed right, or there weren't any good ideas to execute, but it's still decent
4 -- Sucky, at least one thing about it is severely wrong
3 -- Bad, riddled with tons of gripes, or hardly any effort seemed to be put into it
2 -- Very bad, nothing about it is decent at all
1 -- Terrible/pointless, not only is nothing decent, but everything is as bad as it could possibly be, and/or it serves absolutely no purpose on the portal
0 -- Anti-matter, it's just... nothing. Nothing's there.


Jerry: The end

2009-11-03 12:54:30 by Davoo
Updated

Update: Oh yes, you pissed-off fanboys who can't admit there's no right or wrong when it comes to how good or bad a movie is, you go and continue to vote my review down now. =|

Does anyone else think that the final "Jerry" episode was really disappointing compared to the previous episodes?

Here's my 7-star review of it if anyone's interested:

"Well darn, the series had such a great run up 'till the very end.

"First of all, I'll acknowledge this movie had the same awesome animation and production value as your movies always do, and that certainly gets my rating as high as it is.

"HOWEVER, you seemed to have not had a good creative direction for this final episode. There's almost nothing original in it, it pretty much rehashes the jokes and concepts from the previous episodes (especially Jerry and the closet.) Also, for a "finale," I didn't expect to have another prequel. Or something that took place near the beginning of the plot.

"But my biggest complaint is how "gloomy" it is. Like, the other Jerry episodes were sad, but were clever and funny at the same time. Here, there's only a few new jokes at all, the rest is just "here's Jerry's insanely horrible life" that you'd have to be a sadist to enjoy.

"Although, my favorite part is the end. No, I don't mean the last 30 seconds, I mean the last 2 seconds right after the credits. I would have given this a 6, but that alone gave me some satisfaction and relief. So 7 starts it is.

"Overall, you kind of slipped-up on this one (maybe that's why you ended it here, maybe you knew you were running out of ideas?) but it's still well animated, well voiced, and entertaining enough to watch."

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Also, my rating theory...
If you feel I have hated or loved your movie/game/song/art based on the score I gave it in my review, listen up; this is what I meant.

10 -- Sublime, more than flawless; it's a revolution
9 -- Excellent, a milestone of Newgrounds, perfect in almost every way
8 -- Great, not mind-blowing, but great
7 -- Very good, it either has some fresh concepts, or does the old concepts well
6 -- Good, forgettable, but good
5 -- So so, either the ideas weren't executed right, or there weren't any good ideas to execute, but it's still decent
4 -- Sucky, at least one thing about it is severely wrong
3 -- Bad, riddled with tons of gripes, or hardly any effort seemed to be put into it
2 -- Very bad, nothing about it is decent at all
1 -- Terrible, not only is nothing decent, but everything is as bad as it could possibly be, and/or it serves absolutely no purpose on the portal
0 -- Anti-matter, it's just... nothing. Nothing's there.


Excellarific!

2009-09-13 17:32:48 by Davoo
Updated

Well crap, I post one picture after being scouted and already I become unscouted. Ha ha, well that's okay, really. I don't think my skills are up-to-par with NG standards, so I'm not sure if I deserved it to begin with.

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Also, my rating theory...
If you feel I have hated or loved your movie/game/song/art based on the score I gave it in my review, listen up; this is what I meant.

10 -- Sublime, more than flawless; it's a revolution
9 -- Excellent, a milestone of Newgrounds, perfect in almost every way
8 -- Great, not mind-blowing, but great
7 -- Very good, it either has some fresh concepts, or does the old concepts well
6 -- Good, forgettable, but good
5 -- So so, either the ideas weren't executed right, or there weren't any good ideas to execute, but it's still decent
4 -- Sucky, at least one thing about it is severely wrong
3 -- Bad, riddled with tons of gripes, or hardly any effort seemed to be put into it
2 -- Very bad, nothing about it is decent at all
1 -- Terrible, not only is nothing decent, but everything is as bad as it could possibly be, and/or it serves absolutely no purpose on the portal
0 -- Anti-matter, it's just... nothing. Nothing's there.


My rating theory

2009-08-17 16:49:14 by Davoo
Updated

If you feel I have hated or loved your movie/game/song/art based on the score I gave it in my review, listen up; this is what I meant.

10 -- Sublime, more than flawless; it's a revolution
9 -- Excellent, a milestone of Newgrounds, perfect in almost every way
8 -- Great, not mind-blowing, but great
7 -- Very good, it either has some fresh concepts, or does the old concepts well
6 -- Good, forgettable, but good
5 -- So so, either the ideas weren't executed right, or there weren't any good ideas to execute, but it's still decent
4 -- Sucky, at least one thing about it is severely wrong
3 -- Bad, riddled with tons of gripes, or hardly any effort seemed to be put into it
2 -- Very bad, nothing about it is decent at all
1 -- Terrible, not only is nothing decent, but everything is as bad as it could possibly be, and/or it serves absolutely no purpose on the portal
0 -- Anti-matter, it's just... nothing. Nothing's there.