Davoo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bowling Problem]

Good

Ok, I'll admit this video made me feel stupid at first.

"He's using Chaoz Fantasy? Seriously? Doesn't he know that fifty million other people have used it already? This is going to be such a pointless, retarded cartoon!"

But then it abruptly ended pretty much immediately afterward. Making realize that it's a PARODY of pointless, retarded cartoons. A good one at that.

reymonoFF responds:

Well...
First. Beleive it or not, i don't have saw a flash with that song.
Second. They are other 1000 flashes on newgrounds with stupidity as fun, an other 1000 flashes that can make you feel stupid...
I respect your review...

[Tyler the Socialist Dog]

Cool

Blah blah blah, insert disagreement about how socialism doesn't work here, blah blah blah...

Now onto the review; pretty good. I've never seen an art style quite like yours.

Although, pchh, come on man, it really wasn't very funny. And that's not because I disagree with it. It just seems weird that the whole video builds up to... well nothing really they just tell him to "FUCK OFF" four times and he leaves. Oh well, like you said, it wasn't like you're trying to write a novel here, just goofing around.

Oh and speaking of which; this should be rated M instead of T, as it includes the "f" word.

sorbitol responds:

The NG rating system automatically rated this for "Teenage Audiences".
I have little control over how it works. The best I could do was submit this as containing "moderate bad language and adult themes", which I did.

(The internet doesn't have to subscribe to the same regulations as a T.V station.)

Thanks for the review! :)

[Why Santa Didn't Come]

Funny

Lol, your accent totally makes the humor work!

JustWrong responds:

What accent?

[A Breif Lesson in History]

Terrible

This movie is not funny, not well-animated, not well-voiced, not appealing in any way, and barely educational.

Wolf-Raven responds:

I totally agree, especially if it taught you nothing new.

[Tales of Moriya]

Pointless

Okay, first of all; you can't tell people to not say anything negative, this is not freaking deviantArt. The point of a review is to be truthful, not to make you feel nice.

Now onto the movie itself; um, it's animated okay and all, but it's obviously extremely short, and I don't see any way it could serve any remote purpose for existing. So I say, it's a complete waste. Oh yeah, and you fell for the common mistake of having the song play over itself when the movie loops.

Is it just to give you practice for animation? If so, that's okay, but these 3-star reviews are simply what stuff like that is going to get.

xKAreloadedx responds:

alright, thx, and i guess everybody misunderstood what i was trying to say about not being negative

[Sweet Jam!]

Decent

Well, it's not bad I guess.

If you can get some better voicing (or at least have more than one actor)
Work on better lip-syncing (it's very important in things like this)
Make the animation more eventful and interesting (the characters barely move)
And, um, make it more watchably funny...
...you might have a worthwhile series here.

TheBeagle responds:

No Im going to keep it the way it is.

[Forgotten Hope]

Great!!!

Aw man, despite your horrible, horrible flash skills, that was freaking hilarious!

Hydrodude516 responds:

Thanks :) At least some people can see my random reasons. :)

[Greatest Freakout Remix]

Good

It's... pretty funny I guess. The best part? Kirby music = awesome.

OmgGuy responds:

YEAH

[Jiggy and Dug:Episode 2]

Decent

Hey, another episode. Great.

...um, too bad they're still not funny at all.

MortalKombat400 responds:

Whether they are funny or not is immaterial. What matters is that they exist. And do they ever!

[An Unpleasant Encounter]

Good

It's JUST random enough to work. ^^ Hilarious.

sober-joe responds:

haha, thanks dude! :P